I don't know if you remember but last year I scheduled a model from Minneapolis to work with me at a State Park on the St. Louis River just south of Duluth. I drove three and a half hours to get there. Stopped and bought enough food for two days. Bought park fees, camping fees, and got there well ahead of time so I could set up camp. Then I spent a few hours hiking about, scouting the areas where we could work.
She showed up and said it was too cold to work and left.
I spent the rest of the day hiking about and then slept in the tent that night. The next day I took camp apart and headed home.
All in all it cost me about $300.
I post on my M.M. portfolio a list of models such as this one that have cost me days and hundreds of dollars for naught.
Today I got a message from that model, apparently she spotted my list with her name on it.
The comment she left on my portfolio was in keeping with what I had experienced with her last year. It is as follows:
Edith JModel
2012-06-06 19:24:47
dick
She didn't even capitalize, "dick". Kids these days! Texting has ruined any command of the English language they might have had.
Too bad. She is a good model when she does work. Just a bad investment, and appears to have the mentality of a twelve year old, and very limited vocabulary skills. And oh, so sophisticated.
That comment clinched the lid on her coffin for me, and anyone who ever asks me about her.
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Once again, Sarah's lovely backside.



3 comments:
Well dick - I mean Dick and it should be capitalized because We've seen the posted pictures. I certainly have crossed her off my list.
Besides I would be disappointed too in the fact the rebuttal was so slight. You [dumb, stupid, etc.] Dick, You're a Dick, You Dick Head, F**K You Dick or at least some exclamation marks to stress it !!!!!Dick!!!!! would have made me feel better about being attacked. Although seeing her accompanying picture: I think the real problem is that you didn't have a Horse....Dick.
D.L. Wood
She not only failed to use capitalization but also failed to include punctuation afterward. Perhaps she meant to add a question mark at the end in which case she was not insulting you but actually making a request for some...yes, that's it.
The message I received from her after she read this blog today clearly indicates she was not looking for some. At least from me.
Stay tuned for Class Act II coming tomorrow. I have been referred to as one of those children who only has one known parent, and is currently having sex.
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