I made the mistake of putting my arm on the bar and caught myself, not in enough time however and my sweat shirt stuck.
"I think I'll have a scotch on the rocks."
I could hear her say something but couldn't make it out. Sounded like, Azbowl. She grabbed a glass from the sink that I don't think had been washed from the night before and scooped it in the ice bin where I saw something brown that looked like a week old banana peel sitting on top of the ice. She missed getting it in the glass so I felt lucky today.
As I sat there looking at whatever was floating in my scotch she said, "You need to hang around. I got a stripper coming in at noon."
It was five to twelve. I had time to chug down the scotch and get the hell out of there before she arrived. I did a one, two chug but the stripper showed up early. A gal who looked about 18 years old came walking in with a silver robe on. Not the prettiest thing I had seen that day. She was carring a clock radio under her arm and began looking for a place to plug it in.
She then took off her robe and I saw she had one breast implant. About a 38DD. The other breast was about a 32B. She pointed at the 32B and asked Gert if that was going to be a problem. She said she didn't have enough money yet to get the other one done.
I got off my stool, with a sort of sticky sound from my rear and made my way toward the door. I remembered I had wood to chop.
HERE is what happens when you take city assholes and let them control rural areas of the State.
This idiot probably has never been more than 50 miles from downtown Minneapolis. But he wants the bucks that will be paid to his campaign re-election by the mining companies that will tear up the northwoods.
City people are like that. If they don't vacation there, it is worth money to let someone trash it. Let someone suggest that we allow mining a few blocks from his house and see what he does.
Have I mentioned how much I despise city people? I'm for fencing them in and not letting them out where they can wreck the rest of the world. They should be issued visas to go beyond the city limits, and then only after a lengthy board of review and a test to see if they are trustworthy enough. Most would fail miserably.